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dis·claim·er (dĭs-klā-mər) n. A repudiation or denial of responsibility or connection.
Inasmuch (or is that 3 separate words?) as you may have arrived here from some “official website”, I feel compelled to point out that you have arrived at my personal virtual domain. As such, this page reflects my thoughts and opinions. It does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of any organized educational entity, my daughter, my dog (if I had one and I do not), my car, or my computer. All rights reserved. Subject to change without notice. No animals were harmed in the making of this website. Enlarged to show detail. Has been shown to cause cancer in laboratory animals. Action figures sold separately. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. One size fits all. Hand wash only. No salt, MSG, or artificial color added. If ingested, do not induce vomiting. If symptoms persist, call 911. Substantial penalties for early withdrawal. Prices slightly higher outside the continental US. Do not place near any magnetic source. For external use only. If a rash, redness, irritation, or swelling develops, discontinue use and consult your physician. Use only with proper ventilation. Sanitized for your protection. Refrigerate after opening. Keep away from open flame. Avoid contact with eyes. You do not need to be present to win. Some assembly required. Slippery when wet. Batteries not included. Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear. All models are over 18 years of age. Available in fine stores everywhere. Driver does not carry cash. Allow four to six weeks for delivery. Your mileage may vary. Other restrictions may apply
Ainsley providing directions
at the Easter Egg Hunt
2013 - AIBSE Fellows Induction
Unindicted Co-Conspirator Section (password)